Don't Even Think About It
Spicy Standalone Romantic Comedy
After months of being subjugated, Mindy von Grettle’s epiphany finally surfaces the night she accidentally overcooks her husband’s steak. Edward’s verbal tirade is coupled by physical abuse. All because his goddamn steak isn’t still mooing.
Food becomes Mindy’s only solace, with the tranquilizing effects of chocolate topping her list of caloric sedatives. The fatter she gets the less Edward touches her—the only benefit of watching herself morph into a bloated, lethargic caricature of her former self.
Eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve transforms Mindy into a stunner. Completely revamped, she’s eager to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex. But the SOB robs Mindy of her well-deserved retribution by having a heart attack—in the act of cheating on his new wife.
Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she’s half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. But once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest’s connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo.
Her meddlesome but well-meaning boss and best friend, Leo, is determined for Mindy to find the happiness she deserves. Ignoring her protests, Leo concocts cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker for her and Archer, planning on hot, steamy, spicy consequences. Instead, his meddling results in a series of embarrassing mishaps, misunderstandings, and a ridiculous masquerade.
Beyond mortified, Mindy, of course, decides chocolatcide might be the only way to manage her topsy-turvy life with as much grace and composure as possible.
Deserving mistreated heroine, charming good-guy hero, loveable trouble-making gay boss, mishaps and misunderstandings, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, plenty of naughty words, and Cadbury the dog in a standalone HEA hilarious spicy-hot screwball romantic comedy.
Food becomes Mindy’s only solace, with the tranquilizing effects of chocolate topping her list of caloric sedatives. The fatter she gets the less Edward touches her—the only benefit of watching herself morph into a bloated, lethargic caricature of her former self.
Eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve transforms Mindy into a stunner. Completely revamped, she’s eager to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex. But the SOB robs Mindy of her well-deserved retribution by having a heart attack—in the act of cheating on his new wife.
Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she’s half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. But once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest’s connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo.
Her meddlesome but well-meaning boss and best friend, Leo, is determined for Mindy to find the happiness she deserves. Ignoring her protests, Leo concocts cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker for her and Archer, planning on hot, steamy, spicy consequences. Instead, his meddling results in a series of embarrassing mishaps, misunderstandings, and a ridiculous masquerade.
Beyond mortified, Mindy, of course, decides chocolatcide might be the only way to manage her topsy-turvy life with as much grace and composure as possible.
Deserving mistreated heroine, charming good-guy hero, loveable trouble-making gay boss, mishaps and misunderstandings, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, plenty of naughty words, and Cadbury the dog in a standalone HEA hilarious spicy-hot screwball romantic comedy.
What Readers and Reviewers are Saying
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“Don’t Even Think About It had me going from chuckling to out-loud-laughing throughout the entire book. Daisy Dexter Dobbs has a crazy sense of humor and I love that in an author. Mindy and Archer’s attempts to get together result in some funny, embarrassing, cringe-inducing situations thanks to their own antics and the interference of friends and family. Leo, whom I loved, Rolf, Big Jazz and Britney the husband stealer, added to the hilarity. A great read for anyone looking to brighten their day.” ~Joyfully Reviewed
“Brilliant! The characters are so well written, like Leo, the charming, meddling, matchmaking boss; Big Jazz, the blatantly bigoted cousin; and Britney, the skanky husband-stealing sister. The intimate scenes between Mindy and Archer are both hilarious and scorching off-the-charts hot. The witty, snappy dialogue, banter, and interaction between the cast of characters is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book was, in a word, phenomenal!” ~Kirsty, ARC recipient “How is it possible for steamy hot scenes to be scintillating yet so laughable at the same time? I don’t know, but Daisy Dexter Dobbs somehow manages to do it to perfection! A cloud of happiness hangs over each steamy escapade making you feel like you’re eating cotton candy while having the naked time of your life.” ~HEA-Forever “Though Mindy tries her best to not mess up in this new relationship it’s hysterical the situations she finds herself in. A gay funny Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe, a boss who won’t stop matchmaking, and a tramp sister make great secondary characters. Not to mention the oh so delicious seductive chocolate chip cookie scene that you’ve so got to read. Loved it and can’t wait for another Daisy Dexter Dobbs book, for where there’s sex, passion and comedy, you know it will be a winner with Daisy.” ~Night Owl Reviews |